Shenanigans
I'm 17.
I don't know what else to put here.
Roses are red.
violets are blue.
rhyming is hard.
Spork.
River meets Clara
I AM NOT OKAY
Throwback Friday: The random milkman
So intense. So random
Angsty teenage feels about life and graduation coming to a theater near you.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
(via flannelmustache)
im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now
(via solohearts)
